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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Life is a terminal condition.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LIFE IS A DEATH SENTENCE πŸ€˜πŸ‘ΏπŸ€˜

It's a sexually-transmitted disease.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.", The Narrator, Fight Club

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody ever survived their own life

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

They all say that in the beginning

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Life is an STD that is 100% terminal.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Life is terminal? Where can I type commands?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Before you can enter commands, you must first become a shell of your former self

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Let's try it. whoami

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, life is one of the few things that comes with a 100% fatality rate, eventually.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

SIGNS TALL

COCK SMALL

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

can't choose life if you don't have a choice *taps forehead*