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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

in my experience people who suck have the most friends.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, bad people like to stick together.

[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was The Onion, but it's just an article about me.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey now, I'm sure you're cool in some ways

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure you're good at some things.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Perhaps sucking? My ex made lots of friends that way.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

But for some reason people seem to get distracted or walk away from me when I tell them how much money I make and ask how much they make.

Wait, does this mean you can make friends by telling people about all the money you don't make