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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How many more out there like him? We gonna crowdfund all of them too? Seems like a decent retirement system would be more efficient. Too bad we're fresh out of taxpayer benefits. Plenty of money for harassing and kidnapping civilians though.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where the fuck all that social security money go?

The Republicans keep robbing it and refuse to actually have rich people provide their share?

Bezos and Musk pay their entire share which they will likely never need in a few minutes at the start of each year.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] andyburke@fedia.io 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

Working as intended.

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Whole world at this point

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

The purpose of a system is what it does, or something

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Awesome, now do my eighty year-old parents, who've been "borrowing" my car since March 2024 to work for DoorDash.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hope he's not a right-winger (pretty fucking rare for those of that age), or he'll be complicit in being supported by socialism. They'll fry him for that.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a very animated discussion with a Vietnam vet a couple weeks ago. He saw the disabled veteran license plate on my car and asked me about it. We somehow very quickly got to bitching about Trump and idiotic MAGA policies lol

I know it's rare, but they do exist

Not enough, unfortunately. Too many elderly people, vets, and other groups just support the same tire and old b******* each year.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

For this take I sentence you to go have lunch at the nearest senior home and actually talk to your fellow human beings living there

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

Bunch of younger people paying for the older generation's retirement. I think I've heard of this before...

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Wonderful. Now he can live in peace for 2 years. The American dream.

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Orphan crushing machine has never eaten this good before

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I have seen this on the news today and they were fucking cheering ☹️

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

suicide sounds good right about now. I honestly thought I was turning a corner until I read this.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Look out which country you risk your life for.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or are forced to risk your life for.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, stupid is more common than brave.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't believe they make me kill children and rape their parents. Well nothing i can do.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, because every single soldier is a rapist. Every last one.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's idiots that think murdering and stealing resources in countries far away is doing something 'for your country'.