GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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What is the charge? Eating a cookie?
What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent milk and cookies meal?!
So here's the deal, every toy you give away is a toy that doesn't get sold. Which, from the oligarchs' POV, is the same as stealing from them. Now get in the fuckin' car
The police have joined the war on Christmas
No ho Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
"You sure you brought enough guys?"
You know the economy is bad when Santa looks a little lean.
"You're all on my list now"
Thanks Trump!
"Officer this arrest is entirely unwarranted! Communists get what they want too and there's plenty of Uranium to go around!"
Bad Santa (2003)
Who else remembers when General Hammond joined the NYPD to arrest the Goa'uld threat known as Santa Claus?
"Santa, after violating the "No Fly Zone" ordered by President Trump for all Venezuelan Airspace."
You've been a naughty boy
No where else, but my lovely Chicago