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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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i want someone to hold me and cuddle me affectionately and say that they love me

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[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I have a naked body fetish that plays into my intercourse kink

mods delete this depravity

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I know we're not meant to kinkshame but

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

FREAKY. what next, deviant, handholding?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

literally me frfr

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

GASP this is scandalous!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I spend a decent amount of time in kink spaces and this is unironically more appealing to me as a kink than what most kinksters feel is kink. Walk into a dungeon and you'll see a dozen men beating a dozen women but you won't see anyone snuggling and being loving unless it is aftercare

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tbf there's not a lot of people getting salad at McDonald's either

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Honestly that's a perfect analogy for my point. Folks think McDonalds is good food or unique or special or something, and everyone goes there and has the same thing and it's so goddamn boring. There's nothing interesting about a McDonalds burger just like there's nothing interesting about "I hit women to make my pp hard"

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

CW: human(?) intimacy

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Like a child would 🤔🤔🤔🤔