this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Global scale ding dong ditch.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I love technology michael-laugh

[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not everything needs to have an app

Not everything needs to be online

Just make it a fucking button

yells-at-cloud

[–] booty@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

not everything needs to have thomas edison's evil spirits in it

install a bell

chomsky-yes-honey

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My phone is old and can't scan qr codes so I'm forced to throw pebbles at your window to alert you like a teen romcom.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have other options such as (eg) knocking on the door relentlessly then punching whoever answers in their fucking face

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Meemaw's about to find out what happens when you don't check the peephole. meemaw stalin-gun-1@Blakey@hexbear.net

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Building managers will spend thousands installing shit like this, but won't spend a cent to fix a leak in the ceiling or broken power outlet.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Sounds pretty Timbre Estúpido to me

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

It's checking useragent to make sure the person accessing is on a mobile device. Change useragent to a mobile one and then spam it to ring the doorbell over and over again.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Thank god this shit didn't came to Brazil yet(at least I can't find online stores that ship to Brazil). But oh god it's more than one company doing this genius innovation.