Escargone.
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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In 60 Seconds starring Nick Cage
Costarring a big fuckin snail.
The thieves broke into the farm overnight into Monday, cutting a border fence before breaking into farm buildings, but a complaint was only filed with police later in the week...
Everything moving at a snail's pace.
I bet the snails were surprised to find out they were worth that much.
some extreme wage theft going on
Wait till you find out how much your carcass is worth
Snail snails?
That's double-snail, flee!
Damn, whole lotta Yummo!
The thief is 100% French.
Sounds like those snails were escargot and now they are escarGONE
Is the 90 grand street value?
Escargn't
Escargone. Whoops, already done below.