A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a mans hat.
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The heart of Hernan Cortez
there's one in the fridge
:( but it's ollld
At least someone had it. I've been looking for Columbus Heart forever, but no one has it! I'm starting to think it doesn't exist...
1 job that pays the bills plis 
get me one reunification of the Korean peninsula if they're in stock
All they have is "American backed reunification", is that okay?
Only as a dessert after an American revolution
yea im all out of instant coffee thanks. oh and some chips would be nice
Pack of smokes, thanks pops!
carrot
Labubu Dubai chocolate
Yeah uuuhhh could you get me some Takis? I'm in the mood for something spicy and salty.
Okra
Please :)
Gluten free gluten
The heads of my enemies
I will serve them with sea salt and a little bit of thyme
Trust me, rosemary really brings out the umami flavor more
Dude lettuce
MAN VEGETABLES
We're out of headlight fluid
I could go for a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich.
Bring me a Boing Mango nerd and some cheetos pls
Senzu beans
give me something that tastes gay
one gay cake
juniper berries
Yooo can you grab 2 mangoes and a turkey sandwich please?
Loaf of bread
some doribos plx
do you want a mountain dew with that or maybe a Monster Energy Zero ?
bepis plz
I only hav conk
tomato sauce
Nah, I'm good. Thanks