My two cats.
Though to them, I am the accessory.
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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A bottle and a martini glass.
Cheers!
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Laptop and a bag of chocolate
Same
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Two tacos
Lexapro and crippling social anxiety
Multifunctional pen and a set of wired headphones.
My radiating sense of humor and a rope
A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag
Bong and weed (lighter not included)
Gotta do it old school and twist a stick in there to light it
I have ADHD, so an energy drink, and an infinite list of things that I need to start/continue/finish.
My baby and my cell phone. The two things i most often have on me.
A guitar and a pack of cigarettes
some weed. and like nachos brlgrsnde
ngl, two tacos guy hit it out of the park.
solid answer and I'm hungry
Kung fu grip and and extra hand
A five gallon bucket and a shovel.
Laptop and radiation detector
Pen and pocket knife.
A LARGE mug of tea, and a bike.
3 bicycles. Because of the n+1 rule.
A snus can and a gamepad.
A science book and a plant.
A stick and another stick
Galoshes and a Codpiece.
Camera and a J
A keyboard and a camera
Wow I said that exact sentence in my head when seeing the post and then I opened the comments and saw it written
Guitar and bicycle
~~Noose and a bottle of pills~~
Probably my pocket hell rectangle and a blowtorch