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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Everyone gets a computer in their pocket!"

"Yay!"

"Also, the computer is hooked up to the big machine that injects brain poison into your eye holes."

"Oh... I guess I'll just turn the computer off from time to time."

"If you turn the computer off, your boss fires you."

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And spies on you relentlessly through your pocket with multiple sensors and a constant network connection; don't forget that.

"I guess I'll change the system to remove the spyware?"

"Yeah it's actually going to work totally differently from a PC, and be a lot harder to modify - impossible without refounding the silicon on some models."

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

"if you don't have a Mobilek you can't have a bank account"

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a worthy trade!

Sent from my Mobilek.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We all praise St Steve for the Mobilek!

Long live St Steve! ... Oh too late...

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's ōūr only frieňd!

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t want to thank you for making me feel existential dread content, but thank you for making me feel existential dread content

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

thank you for engaging with my sartrean content!

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thank you for creating fascist content!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Thank you I hope the 2027 police will have read your comment!

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Real artistry will always be appriciated!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll go further, it was the fucking fashion-ipod bullshit and forced itunes. Where did my mp3s go? "The computer shoved them wherever the fuck it wanted to"

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

All resistance is futile. Humans always favor the least tiring solution, and that's always pressing a big button and letting someone or something decide for us. What kind of music we listen to, for example.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only my mobilek would have told me I would have known :(

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The Mobilek had reason for not doing it. Mobilek is never wrong.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey. This is supposed to be the funhole. Not the sadhole. :-(

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh. i thought it was "fun" like "fun" used by a kid in a 80's horror movie. like "there's fun things crawling under my bed" sens.

[–] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating conference! This technology will surely have no negative impact!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm by using it with some kind of socialisation system the whole world will be free and equal and happy, no problem.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can feel the High Pressure Sodium lights and Prayer Of The Refugee by Rise Against with this post. Thank you for creating 2007 content!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you for engaging with my content!

Make me feel old suddenly.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm going to go pray to Roko's Basilisk now.

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A world destroying basilisk is better than the leftists who destroyed the gaming industry!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You should! And learn python to participate in the effort!

Remembering those 2010 bullshits makes me want to create my own institute to publish my own bullshits about subjects I don't know anything about. Like it was possible in those long past years.

Maybe singularly bros were less scary than christofascists bros... (Oh no they're the same)

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for making accurate content!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

thank you for engaging with my posterior prediction content!