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"Everyone gets a computer in their pocket!"
"Yay!"
"Also, the computer is hooked up to the big machine that injects brain poison into your eye holes."
"Oh... I guess I'll just turn the computer off from time to time."
"If you turn the computer off, your boss fires you."
And spies on you relentlessly through your pocket with multiple sensors and a constant network connection; don't forget that.
"I guess I'll change the system to remove the spyware?"
"Yeah it's actually going to work totally differently from a PC, and be a lot harder to modify - impossible without refounding the silicon on some models."
"if you don't have a Mobilek you can't have a bank account"