Dan Bongos (42) of Newark is asking Santa for a big gift this year. To help him overcome the financial burden of his divorce he's made a viral video asking Mr. Trump to allow him into the family.
"Please Mr. Trump, you're my only hope. I want nothing more than to be your darling boy. I'd be a good brother to Barron, I'd read him bedtime stories and I'd mow your lawn at Mar A Lago."
When reached for comment aboard Airforce One on Monday, Trump mused "I like Dan, he's a good guy, adult son material, frankly, but I'd have to run it by my wife first, she's so beautiful isn't she folks? But we always wanted another grown son and he might be it!"
Users on X have started the hashtag #DANNYBOY to boost Mr. Bongos. At the time of this writing Bongos owes his ex-wife $45,000 dollars in child support.