This is one of our bits that escaped containment
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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My fault, I farted on a scientist and this happened 
Your involvement was a given. That scientist going to an airport and starting buttcovid is what worries me
Bitten by a radioactive fart, i am become fartman
Is this a technique that I can learn at home 
Not from a Jedi...
there's turtles that do that
i've tried this. it stinks
if i have to breathe thru my ass just fuckin kill me fam