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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago

My dog loved being under a blanket but he never figured out how to get under it himself so when he wanted to go to bed he would come to me and whine so that I would tuck him in.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 7 points 4 months ago

This is an act of love: stop moving!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

My late doggie would get so excited when I'd tuck him in, he'd bark-yell and jump even though both his hind legs didn't work right.

My current one brings the blanket with her. It's her favorite toy.

[–] miked@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

I do this to my dog every morning when I get up for work. He is normally sleeping right next to me and gets up to reposition exactly where I was sleeping. Once I get out of the shower he slowly, after much stretching, get of bed and see me off.