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[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't drink from anything made of glass. Don't drink anything that's ever touched glass. Never even touch grass, I mean, glass

[–] SamanthaTemp@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Your laughing a mom died after accidentally ingesting a glass straw and your laughing

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The trick to using glass straws is to not bite.

[–] SamanthaTemp@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The trick I use with glass straw is to pretend it’s a penis

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Well, I hold mine too, but I don't bite it.