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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, oregano is an herb commonly used in Italian and Greek cuisine. Orgasm is the west-coast US state located between Washington and California.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's Oregon. An orgasm is the stuff inside your body like your heart, liver, kidneys, etc.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no no no, those are organs. You're thinking of an instrument similar to a piano but makes sound by forcing air through pipes.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's an organ. An Orgasm is individual form of life, such as a bacterium, protist, fungus, plant, or animal, composed of a single cell or a complex of cells.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hang on, that's an organism. An orgasm is a membrane bound compartment found within cells.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no, that's an organelle. An orgasm is the best or most advantageous, with the greatest amount possible

[–] JellyKinder@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's optimum. An Orgasm is functioning in an orderly way or according to a plan.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, i think that's organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's an opossum. An orgasm is a formal speech given at a formal occasion.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of an oration. An orgasm is a mythical ancient metal described as a golden-yellow alloy that somewhat resembled brass.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah, close but that's actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor..

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of oxidation
Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

no you are thinking of oranges.

an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

No, that's an ornithologist.

An orgasm is the term used to refer to relative positions in a set.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

No no, that's an ornithologist. An orgasm is when a crowd of people applaud vigorously.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, that's it! Thanks!

What?

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No you're thinking about Oregon. Orgasim is the process where water can pass through a membrane if there is a pressure difference.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no, that's osmosis. Orgasm is is a form of Western theatre in which music is a fundamental component and dramatic roles are taken by singers.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of opera. Orgasm is the involuntary twitching of a muscle

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of a spasm. An orgasm is another name for any living thing that acts as an individual.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of organism.
An orgasm is a group of people who work together in an organized way for a shared purpose, from which the .org domain derives it's name.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No you're thinking of organization, orgasm is what I give your mother.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

So like crabs?

[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im going to make you origami so hard!

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Fold me, senpai!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

None of those guys have had an orchestral thought in their life.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can I upvote all of these comments in a one click?

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Send bitencoin.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

No Oregano is when you cum like a volcano.

[–] stray@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

She wants you to link the source.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

It's Crane time.