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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape
My daughters and I (and my son, and my wife) have been to more than 50 concerts together. Got another on December 5th: 12 of us.
We love music. And one another.
You have 10 daughters and one son?
12 - 3 = 9
Ay yi yes I need a cup of coffee.
Man card please
Friendly reminder that vast majority of people are hiding their true identity out of shame and will play a "tough" character to compesate their "glass persona". But keep in mind that looking tough is not the same as actually being tough, this is what these actors dont understand until they harass a guy who is crazier than them and now they are in a hospital.
I have seen these cucks personally, they are midwits and will play a volatile character to "impress" or "scare" you (does not work with me lol), they believe showing "manly" behavior will make them atrractive to women but women would rather chose to be near me instead of them everytime they are present (and I am an ugly guy lol). I say that from experience 💀.
I keep my man card in my purse and my woman card in my pockets
I went to a Lourde concert.
Because Run the Jewels was opening.
What now?
Take it, no giving backsies!
Depends. Is he over 40?
I'd like to sexily eat a banana for someone, but I have a lot of flavor and texture issues regarding food. Maybe there's a way to seductively eat ramen...
Send noods.
Sluuuuuuuurrrrp
The best way to eat a banana is as dry chips, with Indian spices sprinkled on them.