Fortunately, Donald Jesus (republican vesion) Trump will sign executive order banning Arabic numerals nation wide. Thanks to a political contribution from Disney, we will all be forced to use the Predator number system to help movie tickets for Badlands. All computer systems will have 1 month to update.
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The fact that this article needs to exist is so sad.
Ragebaiting at its finest 🤌
My god, the red conservatives and the blue conservatives are so incredibly hysterical.
Newsweek is seriously trying to take a dry and completely humorless approach on this "story"
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The left posts the meme to point out that there are people ignorant enough to believe that nonsense. I did it yesterday. The right posts the meme because they are ignorant enough to believe it or are rage baiting people who are ignorant enough to believe it. We are not the same.
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