No, ain't no way, how can this be NOT the onion ! Come on ! 😂
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
766 points (97.2% liked)
Not The Onion
18684 readers
1915 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Jesus Christ, people are fucking stupid.
Again? They do this whenever a nonwhite person is voted into office.
Be ready for a post-victory avalanche of hit pieces against Zohran, with the usual right-wing tactic of absurd disinformation. It doesn't need to be anywhere close to the truth, it just needs to be good at rage baiting low information/gullible people.
If you want to really scare JD Vance, the more proper term is probably Hindu-Arabic numerals.
Get me the fuck off this planet.
This is like saying he’s going to give our kids ~~hydrogen dioxide~~ dihydrogen monoxide to drink during sports and people flipping out about it.
load more comments
(3 replies)
And then in astronomy, students are being forced to learn the Arabic names of stars (like Sirius, Deneb and Betelgeuse).