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I have become Dad you will all sudo to me now
... Uuuh, sudo?
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
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[sudo] password for Jeffy:
You're not in the sudoers file. This Incident will be reported.
You're not in the reporters file. This Report has been reported.
I wonder who reads all of those at the NSA
There's a new magic word, doas.
run0
Ooh I think I know how to pronounce that one!
Sudo make me a sandwich
Works every time.
If we ever get to that future where we have house droids, mine will be named sudo. For now missus not like it
now that we have both robotics and ai; the first person the build, patent, and produce this robot is going to be the next billionaire. lol
doas
It will soon be sudo-rs. And no an alias won’t cut it for me.
I think you mean systemctl runasanotheruseristhisverboseenoughyet