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[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 24 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, telling the customer they're wrong or stupid, that will work out well.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know who else is impressed by gimmicks? Morons.

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

The venn diagram is just a circle here

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guy blows his own mind, he probably smells his own farts too.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

And he's so convinced his own shit don't stink, you can bet he's huffing them farts, too. I mean, that seems an awfully terrible way to get high, but what do I know?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jeez there so many cynics! It cracks me up when I hear people call AI underwhelming" Suleyman says. "I grew up playing Snake on a Nokia phone! The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a fluent conversation with a super smart AI that can generate any image/video is mindblowing to me.

That's supposed to be the selling point? 😐

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that people are unimpressed that we can have a fluent conversation with a super smart AI that can generate any image/video is mindblowing to me.

It can generate any image? Generate me an iso of Windows without AI then 😏

[–] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

"Hello Windows, please flawlessly convert my current system image to 11 IoT Enterprise LTSC, without any data loss or remnant bugs, thanks."

[–] LostWanderer@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That dude is not okay. Didn't he read the bullshit that he was trying to hype up? Wasn't he in the goddamn room when he revealed the details?! It's barely exciting or interesting, if anything it's making one's system more vulnerable. The sooner higher ups in Microsoft give up on all this AI nonsense, the better. They will have to do a lot of work to repair a reputation they damaged by being so wildly incompetent in the past few years.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

YOU OWE US YOUR DATA.

[–] GetAwayWithThis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

"I am drinking my own piss and don't undersrand why others woudn't"

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That guys mind must be worthless then, why the fuck is he at the top?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not imagine corporate America is meritocratic. Scum also rises to the top.

[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's seems to be a requirement

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

In the immortal words of Boston, it's more than a feeling.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why should I be impressed with a glorified text prediction algorithm that is destroying the planet and makes shit up almost all the time?

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

If youve only been or dealt with middle management, everything starts looking like a nail

[–] sarmale@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Poach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I would be impressed if Windows made any improvements to usability( for power users). But no, all we get is this slop. This is why I switched to Linux on my home computer, duckers.