“No kings”
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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Just generals
this tradition stems for Washington holding a general rank in the British military before rebellion, and the US traditionally never having a rank higher than the one he held in the British military, so when we actually did need those ranks because practicality, they just bumped him up.
Usual US militarism
Do zombies follow rules of engagement and chain of command?
if the zombie apocalypse ever happens, there will be a lot of Black people he owned wanting to play football with his decapitated head
Chat, is this real?
Yeah. We're just really grateful he got us an ohio
That sounds just weird as hell
I doubt there’s that much left of him apart from the dentures.
only a necromancer would be able ressurect george washington.
Only a necro-romancer would be able to lay him back to rest.
Only a neck-romancer would be afraid of Abraham Lincoln
Only a neko-romancer would be fine eating cat food.
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