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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Super good luck ala Domino of the X-Men.

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[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Ability to control every atom in the surrounding area of approx 1 km.

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

True Omnipotence

(Also read/listen to Worm

[–] benagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have no choice but to see everything, wether you want to or not.

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[–] Chyioko@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have no inhibitive filter, and compulsively blurt out whatever you’re thinking, including whatever the person is thinking when you’re reading their mind.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Butt stuff is marginally less fun.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Immunity from all replies to this post.

[–] benagain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

But you are incredibly smart. BOOM GOTEM.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You end up with no superpowers at all

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I can teleport instantly to any location I have previously visited.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You don't get to choose the location, it's just a random place you've been before.

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[–] Giraffe@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being able to hear from afar

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You make noise every time you walk

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The ability to change my own superpower.

Uncontrollable and overwhelming diarrhea whenever you use any of the chosen superpowers, which is immune to any kinds of β€œand I’m immune to the side effect” types of loophole powers.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This one doesn't really need a monkey's paw curse since, as written, I'd argue you could only change it once anyway, then you'd be stuck with that power.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I guess I choose Denmark or maybe Portugal. Having USA and Russia being superpowers has been real shit.

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