Can it be shipped to me?
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Always a catch....
Perfect for assassins and potatoes.
This reminds me of when Jared Leto created Ukraine from a different powder in Lord of War.
Definitely have to snort it to make sure
It needs a AA to be truly a salt and battery
My brother in law recently acquired one of these and is obsessed with stalking and blasting flies with it. He shot a big blowfly and it exploded in a ghastly mess on the wall. Very effective and - according to him - satisfying.