Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

My brother in law recently acquired one of these and is obsessed with stalking and blasting flies with it. He shot a big blowfly and it exploded in a ghastly mess on the wall. Very effective and - according to him - satisfying.