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How will I know if my child is the next messiah? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

They'll be more untidy than every other child on the planet except for one. They won't be the messiest, but when compared to the third messiest child, they'll be the next messier.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Well, I guess if they're a rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem, that's an indication.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this your child ?

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This is obviously them in school trying to learn that "BLOODS" hand sign thing

[–] adj@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Can they predict when they were born?

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would not assume anything. Just treat them extra special

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Drop it off the balcony and see if it flies.

[–] zeca@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They will show you the truth.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

A strange man in a white robe will come at night to help deliver the baby