I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn't be able to send my weight to its masters
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Mine was showing 173lbs. Now it tells me 164lbs. Not drinking so many beers and eating less sugary things was a good idea. Though, the cravings are still there.
Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?
Braiiins!!!! BRAIIIINS!!!!!
No Carl. It's not our cheat day.
BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!
.........brains.
I know.
I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops
You think you're better than me?
Do you have a scale?
I decline comment
I'm really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.
Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.
Belly may be in the line of sight?
Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Lying scales.
It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?
Context: https://lemmy.world/post/38814537
I don't understand that one either.
People do not want to know their weight. That’s it. It’s some self directed irony.
I own one too. I've been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it's there.
Schrodinger Weight. Your either heavy nor light.
Then own it, show it who's the boss here.
Superbly played