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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

I would be sad if I hear the clops and it didn't visit me. Should use stealth clops.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Ask not for whom the Horse clops, it clops for thee.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 62 points 17 hours ago

Comfort Horse: SHOW ME TO THE DOOMED ONE.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 48 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine Peyo deciding to drop a 20 lb load as he's visiting you in your final hours

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 11 hours ago

I would be honored.

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

"Well, I'm not cleaning that up."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 17 hours ago

I think I'd die there and then

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Thought it was gonna say "The horse chooses which patient will die next" and honestly, good luck arguing with that absolute unit of a horse

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

They should have named it Binky

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Holy Terminal Horse Neck, Batman!

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah the picture being taken from that angle, makes me see how medieval painters saw horses.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 23 points 18 hours ago

Especially The Terminator of horses. That thing is on frickin roids.

[–] Nefara@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

Oh the video on that article was beautiful!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Idk, it would still feel comforting.
I don't just get to blink out (which is already a plus), but I get to go with a horsey too? Nice.

[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] cm0002@no.lastname.nz 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Internet poisoned brain

Sir, that's called brain rot now

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Sir, that is specially cultivated blue rot from the vafflium blumidi bacteria stains, it gives the brain special properties that only the most noble of us internet scholars & memes connoisseurs can fully appreciate.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't even have to click that to know what you've done

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 9 hours ago

It's in my brainhole!!!

It makes for a cleaner connection with hypha when I dial up to the mycelium network.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 11 hours ago

Jup, this is where my brainhole went first too - what joke to post, like: a terminal gooner that overdosed on r/clopclop granted a swift death

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 1 points 9 hours ago

Someone tried to copy that one episode of Wilfred.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 11 points 17 hours ago

Sweet Lady Death, I can hear her hooves!

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

This one will do.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

I’m guessing he doesn’t enter through the door in the picture.