I just want exclusive, absolute control over all matter, space, and time in all universes. That's all.
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2025
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Fine. You're responsible now for every particle in the universes, the laws of physics don't have control over them anymore. Planets will no longer orbit their stars. Electrons won't repell other electrons, so things will just fall through each other. Unless you actively decide otherwise for each and ever one of the >10⁸⁰ particles. That's a lot of responsibility for one person.
That's a lot of responsibility for one person.
And you know damn well your boss isn't going to give you a raise for this.
If I'd even be responsible for my own particles then everyone's fucked. I'm barely holding it together as it is...
Those things can still happen, without individual approval of each electron interaction, or those other very valid points you made. The absolute part means you can let it all keep going as it was. Just, well yea change some stuff.
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The generational fumble on not having their username be “Bilbro Braggins” is wild
I prefer Bilbro Swaggins.
I like to think my friend's Scruff handle, Dildo Faggins, is what got him mad play.
truly a missed opportunity.
I will never eat a peanut butter cup without thinking about this.
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