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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just want exclusive, absolute control over all matter, space, and time in all universes. That's all.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

exclusive, absolute

Fine. You're responsible now for every particle in the universes, the laws of physics don't have control over them anymore. Planets will no longer orbit their stars. Electrons won't repell other electrons, so things will just fall through each other. Unless you actively decide otherwise for each and ever one of the >10⁸⁰ particles. That's a lot of responsibility for one person.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

That's a lot of responsibility for one person.

And you know damn well your boss isn't going to give you a raise for this.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

If I'd even be responsible for my own particles then everyone's fucked. I'm barely holding it together as it is...

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those things can still happen, without individual approval of each electron interaction, or those other very valid points you made. The absolute part means you can let it all keep going as it was. Just, well yea change some stuff.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Sadly that's not how Djinns work in reality.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

"I'll start again. Among our rules are such diverse elements as..."