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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Am I just deceived? I think I might love him?

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Valve is in a very unique spot where employees are all paid well because of the low amount of employees they have and the massive income they generate; in their employee reviews you typically don't really see low salary as a reason to leave.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

He spent a billion dollars on boats.

[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

If one bad apple truly should the bunch, yes. Yes you have to eat him too

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[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 15 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Look, he can be a rich guy and a leader. 1 billion is a decent line in the sand of "sorry, you own too much". He's certainly not as nakedly evil as most the rest of his ilk.

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[–] amzd@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Why? He takes a 30% cut from every game sale just because his platform has a dominant grasp on gamers.

I don’t understand how people can hate taxes (which go on to pay for schools and roads) but not the way larger cut that digital storefronts charge.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to love him. I just feel like I'd never find anyone better, if I left, you know?

[–] amzd@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Is this one of those “the ogre has fallen I love with the princess” farquaad meme situations

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Probably? I'm not even the fucking princess tho?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Hey cutie. twirls hair

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Pff, I wish my overall taxation was only 30%.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I hate misused taxes.

Gabe at least gives us 95% greatness back (5% being gambling)

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[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 11 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Being a billionaire is immoral in all cases

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[–] xpey@piefed.social 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

He's low on the list for sure

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Only if he gives up his power and privilege permanently

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

Sorry, but they must all be eaten. There should be no billionaires.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

There's a real easy way for him to not be eaten. Make sure he has no more than $999, 999,999 in his pocket when we get there

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (10 children)

Do we get to keep his boats?

He has at least 6. Maybe we can get HL3 if we say we want it to take place entirely on a giant yacht... 🤔

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Gabe's fleet of yatchs is worth about 1 billion (6 boats and a sub or two). The yearly maintenance cost is estimated to be between 100 to 150 million per year. He essentially taxes a whole industry and most gamers because the soft monopoly and collusion he has going on with Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo let's him.

This is literally the definition of boot licking. Please try to think farther then the line his marketing team draws for you.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I obviously should've posted this to unpopularopinions. Still, you guys need to really slow down and enjoy your showers more, JESUS.

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