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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

The headlines don't really talk about the scope of the emails. Epstein said trump was with one of the victims at Epstein's house of evil. I posted this elsewhere.

I transcribed them. They're pretty incriminating. I apologize if there are typos.

To GMax, from Epstein:

i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump...(VICTIM) spent hours at my house with him,, he has never once been mentioned. police chief. etc. im 75% there

To Michael Wolff from Epstein:

(VICTIM) mara lago. (REDACTED) . trump said he asked me to resign, never a member ever. . of course he knew about the girls as he asked ghislaine to stop

Exchange between Epstein and Michael Wolff:

Michael Wolff says:

I think you should let him hang himself. If he says he hasn't been on the plane or to the house, then that gives you a valuable PR and political currency. You can hang in a way that potentially generates a positive benefit for you, or, if it really looks like he could win, you could save him, generating a debt. Of course, it is possible that, when asked, he'll say Jeffrey is a great guy and has gotten a raw deal and is a victim of political correctness, which is to be outlawed in a Trump regime.

Epstein says:

if we were able to craft an answer for him, what do you think it should be?

Michael Wollf says:

I hear CNN planning to ask Trump tonight about his relationship with you --either on air or in scrum afterwards.

Edit: Link to files: https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/democrats-oversight.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/3-emails_redacted.pdf