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ironically Debian is the straightest OS, it's named after the creator and his girlfriend who became his wife and he had kids with
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Murdock
He named Debian after his then-girlfriend (later wife) Debra Lynn Roundy, and himself.[4] They later married, had three children, and divorced in January 2008.[5]
Although obviously, straight people can make things for lesbians/lesbians can use things made by straight people (and they often do!)
EDIT : I missed the obvious joke : Debian > ebian > (L)e(s)bian(s)
damnit, ordered the wrong color socks AGAIN. Wish the arch wiki would have this documented.
Arch comes without socks by default. It's up to you which ones you ~~install~~ buy.
Gentoo requires you to grow the cotton, process it, and then knit the thigh-highs yourself
that's linux from scratch
Nah, it's both of them. The difference is, Gentoo gives you a cotton gin and a loom.

Ubuntu
EndeavourOS. Not the easiest to find.


Stop putting your legs up on your desk. You should be putting them on MY LAP.
Those legs look weak. What Linux is this?

That's just straight up Unix, the mother of it all.
Arch looking so hot rn
I use peasant arch btw
Ankle socks for you
As someone who is firmly in the greybeard mould, I ain't shaving my legs for this.

Mint
EndeavourOS
what are these unrealistic body expectations