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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm definitely overdue for another playthrough

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never finished. I started a playthrough on my Switch, but mostly use a Steam Deck now...wonder if the save will transfer? (It's a hacked Switch) Some games do, some games don't.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I doubt it for NITW. Just wait a bit until you forget everything you've done and replay :D

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Yup, didn't work, will have to start over. I figured!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Love Gregg!

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If anything playing football probably makes you realize it earlier, being around all those sweaty fit guys

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago

"you know, right after I get tackled there's this moment where it feels really good for some reason. Oh well I'm sure it means nothing."

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't think cargo shorts are straight. What are you putting in all those pockets if not spare buttplugs?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

spare buttplugs. but theyre for our lady not us. well not most of us. probably not me. idk

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Women don't have buttholes because they don't poop.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tried telling my gf this and she wouldnt believe me. 🙄 women

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

She's gaslighting you. Like the gatekeeping girlboss she is.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They aren't straight, but they're a very "attracted to women" article of clothing

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Football is gay AF. Constantly touching men, smacking man ass, showering with men. But seriously is the ass smacking part of some coach grooming tactics that got twisted into a “good job”?

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

We hit the helmet or shoulder pads, the ass smack was weird to me from day 1

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I knew I liked cock before I knew what gay was. Good fucking luck, Stevie.

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he should have made you go to kindergarten so you could learn how to share! Who just keeps two dicks all to themselves?!

I know, capitalist hoarder scum.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does being celibate count as doing everything in his power? 🙏🙏🙏

Being a shitty person and not reproducing would have been an excellent start.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sucking two cocks at once sounds like a logistical nightmare. Did he mean alternating between one and the other, or do The Gays have more ingenuity than I give them credit for?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can barely fit a regular size burger in my mouth. it just doesn't open that far. how tf are people fitting two dicks without hurting somebody

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Practice and skill, my friend.

Practice and skill

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago

I've got it!

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Good luck my guy! I live in your freedom.

I only wish that one day in the future I could go to a sex positive party thing and just be the thing I do on weekends.