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[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's being overcome here? This is just overengineering.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If he undershoots she can fart to give it a bit more oomph.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

I just took psychic damage

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

He returns the favour on her turn.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Looking at the mural makes me wonder, which superhero would be the best at pool? Super strength and speed etc. wouldn't really help at pool. Maybe Batman?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My vote is for Green Arrow, his entire specialty is precision even when doing flips and falling.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Him and for Marvel, Hawkeye.

Now if we include non-heroes, I imagine Bullseye or Domino would smoke either of them.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

If we include non super heroes it's Uncle Phil, no quest

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It's obviously the one that plays death pool.

[–] TisButAScratch@piefed.zip 9 points 4 months ago

Superman's disappointment in human race...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Honey I know a dark place I can bend you over and put my hard rod in your crotch.

...

Gotta be honest I was expecting something else.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

I like where Cap's gaze is leading