this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

from the orgs description:

Our events are open to everyone, regardless of gender, sexuality, or any other factor

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Real free thinkers don't do research. They just know. smug-explain

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

BEHOLD, THE MOLTEN CORE OF CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT:

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

straight guys should be allowed to participate, but they have to say “i’m gay and my dick is small” in front of a crowd and on livestream

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

participating in gay games as a straight guy doesn't sound appealing to me in the first place but you do you i guess

[–] prole@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds awesome to me. Wait am I gay?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

actually we need some clarification, are they games where you do gay things, or are the games themselves gay and playing them is unrelated?

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

look, if straight people want to attempt Competitive Gay Sex, that's fine by me.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

"I'm once again being forced to acknowledge that the gays exist, and that makes me uncomfortable. Can't they learn to just not? It'd be easier for me, and that's all I care about, but I'll still deploy the Straight Shields."

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

“How dare you not center ME! The most popular, spoiled, stuck-up, most universally beloved demographic in history!”

Oh my God. You whiny princesses are such babies. Doesn’t feel so good when you’re on the receiving end, huh? Fucking hypocrite.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then make your own “straight game awards,” no one is stopping you.

They already have spent a great deal of time and energy differentiating woke games from "normal" games. What? They don't celebrate the games that make the cut? Seems sort of thankless to appeal to them...

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

women

Women.... Can't be gay? Or homosexual?

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You read that wrong

straight (men and women)

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah that's probably it. Sorry I read it with maximum bigotage

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

discrimination

No, it's exclusive. In the same way that women's sports categories exclude men.

(It's also not excluding people, see their description)

censored name

Looks familiar, I think that's a weird MAGA politician over in Australia.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

as a straight man, i have been practicing and training for the 100m Being Gay With My Dad (Freestyle) for decades.

i must be allowed compete, or this has all been for NOTHING and i will lose my endorsements (BetDSI, BluChew, Kushy Dreams).