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They don't look dangerous (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Get your hand off my penis!

"This is the bloke who got me on the penis before."

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is democracy manifest!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, I see you know your judo well

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Heavily sedated? Since they still have their limbs

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Must be. Although footage of people attempting to manhandle a polar bear sans sedation would be amusing