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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 220 points 2 months ago (35 children)

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 2 months ago (10 children)

What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would you go back to humans?!

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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

no non-pokémon animals

the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 74 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I don’t get it

Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 92 points 2 months ago

Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

It's better that way.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I still don't get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Run now. Just leave this place and don't look back

[–] EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago
[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll be the sacrifice to give an answer.

Sorry

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

Was expecting something more...human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

oh don't worry, they get creative with it.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

It puts the best in bestiality

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for your sacrifice. Rest assured that because of you, I will not click it

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[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Do you REALLY want to know?

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.

Do not defile innocent critters! 😭

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 months ago (4 children)

But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?

For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 92 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes this is only an America thing.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 18 points 2 months ago

Big disappointment not bringing good'ld reliable:
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hi. 47 year old human here.

What?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.

ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.

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[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A

This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

May I please un-ask my question? Thanks, I hate it.

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[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is the correct answer and you'll be happier for it.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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