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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 27 points 2 weeks ago

"There were some... inconsistencies in your insurance paperwork we'll need to address. At great length."

Incoherent screaming

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And you need to make a phone call to get out.

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And the call goes straight to voicemail.

[–] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

So you hang up and practice the voicemail, and when you call back to leave it, they answer

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

"you fool! I'm the daughter of a Let Me Speak to Your Manager woman, your telephonic threats mean nothing to me!"

actually I need you to fill out this PDF form and email it back to me along with a written letter of explanation

"FUCK"

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

That's the house I already live in.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This, mortal, is the room of phone calls you need to make to strangers....about something that is important to YOU AND YOUR WELLBEING. 👹 🫣

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna go ahead and choose or death.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

That actually sounds pretty efficient and nice, you deal with them one by one and then you feel great for haging gotten it all done

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

I love horror, I hate anxiety.

I'd rather spent the night in the Overlook Hotel than a night in thye torture rooms 😳.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I already have one of those. It's my half-bath with a clogged branch drain. I tried to snake it for close to an hour with no luck. I got so frustrated that I had to step away. Now I have a clogged drain, a toilet sitting in the hallway, paper towels shoved in the hole to keep the smell from coming up, and tools all over the floor.