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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And that disgrace of a human is named Ricardo La Regina. Even his family couldn't let his crimes go unpunished

Charges against La Regina were filed by his uncle Alberto La Regina, one of the first fauna rangers in the area. His father, Luis, donated the land to create the penguin colony, which for decades was the largest Magellanic penguin reserve in the world.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 44 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a rancher- probably just a greedy fuck looking to expand his ranch.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Ranchers are all psychos who are committing mass ecocide

[–] Zak@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to the source article, he wanted to build a road.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Heavy metal poisoning, terrible person disease, or he got a message from senator palpatine to kill the younglings.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe a penguin killed his parents?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

The rancher was tried and convicted

At least there is some justice. What an asshole.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago