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Officials convict man for killing over 100 penguins with bulldozer: 'This is war' (www.yahoo.com)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 44 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

But. Why? Why would he?

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was a rancher- probably just a greedy fuck looking to expand his ranch.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Ranchers are all psychos who are committing mass ecocide

[–] Zak@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

According to the source article, he wanted to build a road.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Heavy metal poisoning, terrible person disease, or he got a message from senator palpatine to kill the younglings.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe a penguin killed his parents?