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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

gifting everyone on Hexbear a sack of beans beanis

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How big a sack? We need specifics

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Depends have you been nice ? only good hexbears will get a sack full of beans

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

All Hexbears are good Hexbears so :oprah-bees:

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course! Now how big is the sack?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lets say 25kg of pure 100% red kidney beans ?

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Music to my ears

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks santa claus!!!!!

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Am€riKKKan KKKracKKKer$ will all get a FREE copy of Settlers by J. Sakai wholesome

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone who watched the thing: Afaik you can specify the time and cause of death and the book will try to make it a reality. So, could you just write in something like "Shot by a sniper from the reinstituted USSR" in 20 years from now? Or "Died 5 minutes after delivering beans to Dirt_Owl?" In that sense, couldn't you use it as a wish list already?

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but there are limits, if you tried to use it to reconstitute the USSR it would just default to heart attack. But you could 100% use it to deliver beans, as long as you're ok with the person dying afterwards. I think there's a time limit to how long you can control a person's actions before they die but I don't remember how long.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

iirc if the preconditions cannot be met, then the person dies of a heart attack at the specified time, so can't exactly work that way. I think light tested that capability of the note on the prisoners early on

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm getting everyone socialism this year

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How thoughtful ^______^

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

wall chomsky-yes-honey how-compelling-flipped For me please write "Christmas replaced with Second Halloween"