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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon writes a movie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Asstronaut@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would watch the hell out of this

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I choose the Boston marathon.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I choose th human race

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I sure do wonder what the replies to the original post on 4chan were like, seeing as it mentions eliminating races.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't it pretty obvious?

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That was rhetorical :)

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I vote for chihuahuas

Aggressive little fuckers

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I vote cabbage. Not for any reason besides the fact that darwin calls them a race in origin of species.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

"oh man you can't make me choose between the english, the french, belgians, and the dutch! give us multiple-choice!"

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

You know what fuck it: eliminate wasps