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Where do you see yourself in five years? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Hire me if you want to live

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Man, I hope I get to be on top of the skull pile.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

Me:

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let's not forget fighting against MAGAs in World War 3 after they've annexed half your country in a blitzkrieg to make some new states to plunder

[–] Novamdomum@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

My terminator is going to be snacks. I LOVE SNAAAAAAAACKS!

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Hope surviving the other side of this civil war. I am in the US and when the shooting starts it is going to get crazy ugly.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Oh I don't have a self. I lost it in the war