I'm sorry but two completely different crashes.. On that same day.. Within 30 minutes...?
This sounds like bullshit. Something happened.
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I'm sorry but two completely different crashes.. On that same day.. Within 30 minutes...?
This sounds like bullshit. Something happened.

"Localized entirely within your aircraft carrier?"
Yeah, oafs flew aircraft. All the competent woke pilots got discharged.
They ended woke and the spirit of John McCain has returned to the navy
“US fights Chinese territorial claims in South China Sea with $100M artificial reef effort”
Another round of sacrifices for our Lord Poseidon
Trade offer:
Poseidon receives: aircraft(s)
You receive: orca that hate rich people

Shouldn’t have told that cyclops they blinded what their real name is.
USS Nimwits.

Hegseth's mandate for all pilots to have at least 6 gin and tonics before even hopping in a cockpit is a controversial one, but you can't argue with the results. Very few cases of malaria among the US Navy. Can you think of a better way to keep the navy malaria free? No? I thought so.
They're trying to weaponize the Ballmer Peak.
broke: the US starts a war with China, manages some successful bombing but eventually supply chain issues get the better of them
woke: the US starts a war with China and gets their planes shot down
bespoke: the US doesn't even start a war, all their planes kind of just give up and cartoonishly fall apart while mid-air
all five “are safe and in stable condition,”

Daily Double
Normally I'd guess poor maintenance, but two within 30 minutes makes me think alcohol.
They lost em? Did they check in the couch cushions? Maybe they left em in the car when they ran out to get those blunt wraps and gummy worms?
Someone said "Yeah, man" over the radio and all the pilots assumed they said Yemen, freaked out, and instinctively took evasive manoeuvres (into the sea).
Is this what Hegseth meant by “FA, FO”?*
*F/A fall overboard
Fire and forget

More pls
This is definitely not normal. I wonder what the actual story is.
Ol’ SECDUI Kegsbreath was pounding voodoo rangers, and it turns out, good to drive, he was not
Huh I didn’t know there were still tikes in service
Something something North Korussia, inferior junk equipment, belligerent fools whose rockets and planes would fall out of the sky

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: