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submitted 11 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Die young, leave a perky corpse

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather not encourage necrophilia.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that's why even I die, I'll want my genitals to be preserved and yeeted at people I don't like, so them can go fuck themselves

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I wanna be a fly on the wall when that will gets read out loud...

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

They're supposed to do as the family directs. Or you can leave directions yourself. As Marissa here has clearly done!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Why do we bother putting any clothes on dead people? Just bury me naked, it's not like I'd feel cold.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until she learns what morticians do to keep other body parts in place.

Hint: it involves barbs.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Lol how about the The screw in plug for.... Holding in things from leaking out ... It's a pretty aggressive screw...

[–] AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Mmmm... ass titties.