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Best kind of liar (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] moody@lemmings.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe the cat.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I unno, that poor man looks super hungry!

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

De-chonking is hard

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's not that hard. All you gotta to is control their portions and ignore their cries for food. They eventually give up and move on to other cat business. Easy peasy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

We have two, so the fat one steals the skinny one's food.

[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

master manipulator

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, he is a cat.

[–] leMe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Summer is bikini season.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

(Playing tongue-in-cheek devil's advocate) In order to lose weight, a body needs to be undernourished in relation to the minimum required to maintain that weight. Being undernourished at a non-starvation level produces hunger drive. I doubt any of the humans who decided he needs to lose weight speak fluent cat, so he didn't have any say or insight into what's being done to him. As such, from his perspective, he -hasn't- been fed enough, and doesn't have a reason for being hungry. So this cat should not be called a liar. He's out there bravely sharing his truth with the world. He should be applauded and then fed.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, if your cat is that cute, I'm feeding him. I can't help it.

[–] blaze@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

I want to lose 3 pounds

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Please sir summer is months away it is autumn it's may yes but cats use the southern equator as we're from Africa.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

what do you define as "summer" ?