Congratulations, you've made chatting with the doc and nurse as they performed my vascectomy a truly pleasant memory. Like, anyone who meddles with my junk in the future HAD BETTER bring all the scalpels, forceps, and sutures. Drugs and manipulation alone ain't cutting it.

I mean, yes, unironically, without any shred of humour.

if anyone figures out how to do operations without needing cutting, that would undoubtedly deserve a Nobel prize.

imagine figuring out an enzyme that soften intracell adhesion and let's you move and shape living skin like play dough, then wait a bit for the cells to fix those bonds.

Plastic surgery would be trivial.

Use that as an eye drop put a contact lens with the right shape, congrats, no one needs glasses.

reconstructive surgery? easy peasy.

missing a limb? why not slowly reshape and form you skin around a prosthetic, you won't be able to move it (unless using your cool robotic prosthesis) and now you can have touch sensitivity in your missing limb.

Absolutely that deserves a Nobel prize.

although if plastic surgery becomes borderline trivial. I imagine someone getting an appointment to get a vagina, then next week getting a penis or two instead.

They are call it now the “Super Tucker.”

Dunno why it needs to be this big though.

Don't forget that for it to count as true origami, adhesives or fasteners that pierce the skin are also verboten