President Poop
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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We have a bunch of Yes men
It's shocking to witness what's happening in the US of A as an outsider.
The warnings were there when the George W. Bush administration was doing all the things. We should have learned then never again to vote Republican, but we did. Twice. For the same monster both times.
We need to be having a sober conversation as to why and how that happened, given democracy doesn't work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.
given democracy doesn’t work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.
Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of people are primarily vibes driven. Everyone is, in some cases or other. For example, a lot of otherwise reasonable people will flip their shit if you suggest eating less meat for environmental or animal welfare reasons. You just get excuses and variations of "but i like it" and "but i'm a good person".
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imagine living here.
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Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange
I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.
Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.
"He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents" yes he did. He said certain political opponents are terrorists and deserve the death penalty. Also, this is about him shitting on his own people, don't change the subject you piece of shit.
Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".
It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.
Anyway, release the Epstein Files
Assholes. All of them.
Not surprising. Turds tend to stick together.
Did you see the video?
Even the AI knows he has issues with his diet.
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The one from last weekend or the other one?
What about the pee tape?
If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this