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General Memes & Private Chuckle

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Easy. Brain

Specifically the part that regulates mood.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Alternatively liver so you can just stay drunk all the time. That wasn't the right answer, was it?

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Brain, specifically memory.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

as someone who watched grandparent succumb to dementia/Alzheimer's, and watching my parent "slowly" slip down that same path, and who seems to be experiencing memory loss now...

lungs so i can smoke more weed

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever would let me not put on weight while eating whatever I want

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I won that prize 🫣

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Skin. Double thickness, extra leathery, and impossible to cut or puncture with bullets. Especially the skin around my dick.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Human komodo dragon.

Also you plan to shoot your dick??? Thats just taking CBT too far

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What my wife and her boyfriend and I do behind closed doors is none of your business unless you subscribe on onlyfans

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see you're especially afraid of dick related violent mishaps

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Once bitten twice shy

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

My intestine. Sure, it'd be nice to not have to worry about bad food, but the real upgrade would be the immune system. More than half of all the body's cells that make antibodies are found in the wall of the intestine, which means I'd actually be getting a major upgrade to my ability to handle diseases too.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK279395/

[–] AAA@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Priorities!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Perfect memory.